The Obscurer

Shortly I will get around to posting something here other than a weekly Twitter digest. But in the meanwhile…

• Tory internet sensation Dan “The Man” Hannan’s had a rough life, hasn’t he? 37 years old you say? Yeah, right. And the rest! [#]
• Driving through the Cotswolds while listening to Fleet Foxes. [#]
• Just witnessed a dramatic harris hawk rescue at Warwick Castle in the blazing sunshine. [#]
• One of my WordPress plug-ins has a new version out. Hopefully I’ll remember how I hacked the old one *before* I install it this time. [#]
• My daughter has just spurned an own-brand Custard Cream in favour of a McVitie’s Jaffa Cake. Oh dear. It’s started. [#]
• Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there? [#]
• Chased after a woman to return her dropped baby sock, all the while fearful that as I reach her she may spray me with mace out of shock. [#]
• First mention of “passionate” that I’ve spotted in #apprentice. [#]
• You know, I’m not sure these anti-histamines are doing a damned thing. But then the pills do look disturbingly homeopathic. [#]