Sotto Voce

by Quinn

There is plenty of good information out there on how to handle this recent heat wave; we’re all adults here and we know what we should and shouldn’t do. Drink plenty of fluids, wear sun tan lotion and the appropriate clothing, never leave dogs or infants in hot unattended cars, and so on.

Talking of cars, and infants, I have another piece of rarely heard advice. That is to say that when you see two lads in a white Astra van, sans bairn, taking up one of the “parent and child” parking bays at Tesco’s, before you call them a “bunch of cunts”, check whether or not you have the sun roof and all the windows open on your car.

Because I didn’t earlier today. With hilarious consequences.

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