The Obscurer

Category: Politics

Double Speak

And while I’m still sat at my PC, here are some quick reflections on a couple of events that occurred yesterday in the ongoing furore over MPs and their expenses.
First, in the House of Commons, Speaker Martin made a statement. Now, my overriding impression of Michael Martin since he ascended to the job is that he has been as best ineffectual. More recently – over the issue of MP’s expenses and earlier regarding his involvement, or lack of it, in the arrest of Conservative MP Damien Green – he hasn’t even seemed that good. I’d have had no problem with him facing a vote of no confidence, and I won’t mourn his passing. His performance in the Commons yesterday was a perfect example of his general uselessness: his stumbling over matters of fact; his continual calls for “or-or-order” regardless of whether or not there was any sound of disorder in the chamber, like it has become some nervous tick or verbal crutch. However, listening to matters unfold on the radio, I was as much struck by the behaviour of the other MPs in the house as they called on him to resign. Recent revelations have shown widespread abuses of the expenses system, and yet instead of looking themselves in the mirror, holding up their hands and showing contrition, the impression given was of the MPs angrily projecting all the blame for their woes onto the Speaker for failing to prevent them all from taking the piss, a hostility directed towards the man who had failed to save them from themselves. Whatever Michael Martin’s many faults it all had a scapegoating tone to me, the feel of diversionary tactics. There was a surfeit of a holier-than-thou attitude around, despite the fact that even if those individual MPs calling for the Speaker’s head could claim that they personally have not been tainted by the fall-out from the Telegraph’s leaks, they sure has hell know someone who has been. I don’t want to tar all MPs with the same brush, but it is difficult not to be cynical; and the baiting of Michael Martin, while it was no doubt meant to show how MPs are trying to get their own house in order, instead sounded to me as if they were placing all the blame for their many collective failings at one man’s feet. They wanted to give the impression of taking action, but to me is just appeared as if they were shirking their own responsibilities and denying their own culpability. It suggests to me that the MPs concerned still haven’t learned any lessons from this whole exercise, and it added to, rather than subtracted from, my cynicism regarding our current wave of parliamentarians.

Meanwhile, David Cameron was showing a similar lack of self-awareness and a talent for missing the point when he made a speech calling for a General Election. Again. He’s been doing this for so long now on the grounds of all sorts of ostensible reasons that I’m amazed it even makes the news, although his plea for people to sign petitions demanding an election does signal a new development. To me though it shows a disdain for the parliamentary process to so constantly call for a fresh election not because some constitutional procedure has been triggered but simply because he wants the PM’s job for himself and is doing well in the polls. (That said, this “calling for a General Election every day” baton is something I may well pick up and run with the minute Cameron drops it outside the front door of Number 10.) This time around I guess he can argue that what we are dealing with here is a serious loss of faith in our parliament itself, and so is something that parliament alone is perhaps unable to resolve. But honestly; while in theory the idea of imminently letting voters have their say on individual MPs’ integrity is sound, in practice what sort of fair election would we have when all sorts of unproven allegations ranging from sloppiness to fraud are flying around unresolved? Many of the allegations raised by the Telegraph point to an apparent contempt on the part of MPs for the public who elect them. How contemptful then is David Cameron, as he talks of a General Election being needed to restore trust in politics; as if we haven’t twigged, as if we’re too daft to notice that this is a transparent, politically opportunistic call which is surely more about restoring the Conservative party to government? I don’t feel that merely electing some wannabe MPs and re-electing some sitting MPs with David Cameron at their head will make a jot of difference; and Cameron’s disingenuous, self-serving speech was evidence enough to suggest to me that when he does become Prime Minister we are all but certain to end up with more of the same.

On Guns And The Minimum Wage

Why looky here, well whaddya know. According to this simply spiffing quiz organised by those kind chaps at the UK Libertarian Party…

That puts me in the same group as Hitler, Stalin and Gordon Brown (ha,ha). No, not really. Well, yes really, insofar as the LPUK quiz really does lump Gordon Brown in with Hitler and Stalin in the ranks of the wholly illiberal; but my answers didn’t mark me out as a Fascist Stalinist, in fact I gained a respectable “80% liberal” ranking. This high mark prompted the Libertarian Party’s website to suggest that I may be interested in joining their number, but as I am about as likely to do that as I am to join the BNP or Socialist Workers Party, I feel I may as well display the above badge as the pretty green “I am 80% Liberal” version my answers merit.

Because while I’m perfectly happy enough to call myself a liberal by my definition, I think the 80% mark as issued by the LPUK flatters me by theirs, thank to the rather feeble questions they have asked on the test. Hence, while I don’t think that we should simply “raise taxes on the rich so we can redistribute wealth to the poor”, it doesn’t follow that I agree that “it is illiberal for people to be taxed at a different rate based on their income”; although I don’t currently think “the state should make people change their behaviour to tackle climate change”, I do support some methods to encourage people to make environmentally friendly decisions; whilst I agree that “it is wrong for democratic nations to overthrow foreign dictators” as long as we are talking about it being “gross arrogance, for one state to impose their will on another”, I feel it is simplistic to say that these “issues are for the people of said state to resolve themselves with their leader(s)” because I wholly support the idea of a multilateral framework of international law to allow intervention in the case of a genocide.

In all, then, I don’t think I deserve that 80% grade, perhaps 50% or 60% is nearer the mark, a score that elicits a suggestion that I may like to find out more about liberalism by checking out the Libertarian Party’s manifesto. Perhaps. But I already know enough about my own brand of liberalism, which is founded on a belief in liberty, equality, tolerance and understanding, and with which I feel very comfortable; and I also know it is a million miles away from the “liberalism” as espoused by this repulsive [former] Libertarian Party member for example, apparently a co-author of the aforementioned LPUK manifesto no less* and a certified bigoted tosser to boot, of whom the best you can say is that there are even more sick and twisted views by assorted pondlife to be found in the comments on his blog. This is a kind of liberalism to which I can never aspire and a club I do not wish to be a part of.

*This sentence has been amended following comments from Martin, DK and OH.

Word Of The Day

Gove [gōv] v.i. to stare stupidly.

eg. The Shadow Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families was happy to criticise government policy, but could only gove when asked to describe how his party would do things differently.

No, really.

(Hat-tip: Mrs. Quinn.)

No Wonder

I think it’s great that David Cameron is a “man with a plan” just now; I only wish he wasn’t being so coy about telling us what it is. Why the secret? Why so hush-hush? If I had a plan right now then believe me I’d be boring the pants off everybody by spelling out exactly what it entails; you wouldn’t be able to shut me up! So come on David; spill the beans! Great as this plan of yours undoubtedly is, it won’t do us any good locked up inside your head.

Justin “can’t think of a single thing to say” about Cameron’s speech. I can’t do much better. The only thing I took away from his performance is that neither he nor his speechwriters can own Stevie Wonder’s finest, seminal LP Innervisions. Or else they haven’t played it all the way through. Or if they have then they can’t have listened very closely to the lyrics. Anyway, I’ve had “He’s Misstra Know-It-All” buzzing around in my head since Cameron made his speech, so here are a few choice lines from the song.

  • He’s a man / With a plan / Got a counterfeit dollar in his hand
  • Makes a deal / With a smile / Knowin’ all the time that his lie’s a mile
  • Must be seen / There’s no doubt / He’s the coolest one with the biggest mouth
  • Any place / He will play / His only concern is how much you’ll pay
  • If he shakes / On a bet / He’s the kind of dude that won’t pay his debt
  • Take my word / Please beware / Of a man that just don’t give a care
  • If we had less of him / Don’t you know we’d have a better land
  • He’s Misstra Know-It-All (Look out he’s coming)

I find that last line quite chilling. Is this really what Cameron wants to be associated with? Was this done my accident or design? Let’s just hope that Cameron’s team are unaware of this song, since the alternative is that they know what they’re doing and they are giving themselves an option so that at some point in the future, as Cameron’s premiership dissolves in a solution of derision and resentment, they can turn around, refer us to that famous phrase from his historic 2008 conference speech, and say “well the clues were all there; don’t say we never warned you”.

Now, you may violently disagree with the conclusion that I have drawn here. If so then I respect that and I will know what you’re thinking; that this is just lazy blogging, that I’m being unfair and dismissive. Fair enough; but all I will say is that in all honesty, while I agree that both Talking Book and Songs In The Key Of Life are excellent works in their own right, I genuinely think that Innervisions just about has the edge.

Take The Biscuit

Last week in an interview shadow Chancellor George Osborne revealed how

the Prime Minister had barely spoken to him since they fell out three years ago over a Parliamentary vote, when Mr Osborne refused to cover for the then-Chancellor by pairing with him.

That’s intended to reflect badly on Gordon Brown, no doubt, but I don’t see why. If I regularly had to deal with Osborne in a professional capacity then I too would be looking for any flimsy excuse to wriggle out of my responsibilities. There is something I find instinctively dislikeable about the man, and you should remember my bias when you read this post. However, I tried to listen to his conference speech yesterday with an open mind. I’m not sure I succeeded.

Last year you’ll recall Osborne’s pledge to raise the threshold on inheritance tax brought the house down, prompted a surge in popularity for the Tories, and made Brown abandon any plans he had of holding a general election. The question now was whether Osborne could repeat the feat this year.

The headline grabber this time around was a proposed freeze in council tax; this was unfortunate, from a Tory point of view, as the “Labour has done it again” comment reflecting on the current economic crisis seemed to me to be a far more effective bit of political rhetoric and a fine narrative to run with. Instead, for those who could be bothered to get past the “credit crunch” news headlines to read about the Conservative party’s conference the main point they will have taken away is that the Tories have come up with a convoluted dog’s dinner of a proposal that is not really a council tax freeze at all. How it will play out in the country only time will tell, but I really have my doubts about the policy. Anything that is apparently paid for by those damned elusive “efficiency savings”, located as they are somewhere between the holy grail and the golden fleece, has to be questioned. The savings that have been mentioned include cutting advertising, regional agencies and management consultants; but I’d be amazed if advertising spending amounts to all that much, cutting regional agencies while increasing central government funding to councils seems a retrograde, centralising step, and while you would be hard pressed to find anyone with a lower opinion of management consultants in general as I have, the idea that we can just sweep them all away at a stroke to cut costs seems absurdly naïve. All this, by the way, while on the other hand Osborne announced setting up the independent “Office for Budget Responsibility” to monitor government’s fiscal policy and shadow Health spokesman Andrew Lansley trailed the creation of “Healthwatch” to act as “a national consumer voice” for the NHS. I assume neither of these bodies will be charities staffed by volunteers.

The reason for such an odd plan – to freeze council tax rather than to simply cut taxes – is because of the gloomy economic situation we are in, and to hammer home the fact that the Conservatives are serious politicians, hampered by Labour’s legacy of profligacy, and are not merely reckless tax cutters. “We will make sure that this mess never happens again,” assured Osborne, making a promise he must know he cannot keep, or perhaps mindful that he can always claim that a completely different mess happened to occur on his watch. But for the here and now “the cupboard is bare,” he lamented; there is simply no money for any “up-front tax giveaways”. While he managed to lower his voice from his usual shrill whine in a stab at gravitas, he admitted he could not promise to similarly lower taxes, and indeed elsewhere he has said that he may even have to raise them.

But just a minute; I thought the Tories had pledge to cut taxes, or at least to cut a tax; for cast you mind back a year and that is effectively what the promise to raise the threshold on inheritance tax to £1m amounts to. Opinion polls still regularly attest that this is a hugely popular move, thought I’ve never quite been able to figure out why; but as the Tories ladle on the dire news that they cannot promise tax cuts overall, the fact that they can promise one for the richest 6% of estates seems all the more inequitable. The more the Tories lower their voices and talk of lean times for all the more that pledge on inheritance tax seems to stick out like a sore thumb. So how come the support? How have they got away with such a freebie for a rich minority? Where is the sense of righteous moral outrage?

The promise to raise the threshold on inheritance tax has rightly been seen as a turning point in Conservative fortunes that has helped to propel them towards government. But if this is the only tax cut that George Osborne can promise while admitting that taxes overall may have to rise, then rather than being a popular vote winner that pitches him into 11 Downing Street this policy should really have 94% of us reaching for the pitchforks, the torches, the tar and the feathers.