|You Are Heineken|
|You appreciate a good beer, but you’re not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you’re a friendly drunk who’s likely to buy a whole round for your friends… many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.
That last bit certainly sounds right, at least in the context of this blog. But I don’t mind being Heineken really, so long as they mean the original Dutch Heineken, not the British brewed piss that was foisted upon us until recently.