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You Are Heineken |
![]() You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk. Overall, you’re a friendly drunk who’s likely to buy a whole round for your friends… many times. Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. |
That last bit certainly sounds right, at least in the context of this blog. But I don’t mind being Heineken really, so long as they mean the original Dutch Heineken, not the British brewed piss that was foisted upon us until recently.