The Obscurer

Hearsay Corner

There’s this fellow who calls himself The Heresiarch. He has a blog, and you can find him on Twitter. I’m not sure what he thinks his heresy is, but on his website he states that he’s into “countering complacency, received opinions and incoherent thoughts”; further, that he “continues to campaign against all form of orthodoxy”. Speaking truth to power, I guess; a noble cause. So how’s that going?

I don’t read Heresy Corner, or follow The Heresiarch on Twitter. But I do occasionally stumble upon his work, and yesterday was one of those occasions, when the excellent Left Outside retweeted his comment that


Sounds pretty bad. So what is the story actually about? Well the headline is as clear as the Daily Mail can be.


But that’s just the headline. What about those all-important bullet points?


Oh no. Looks like we have another Twitter joke trial on our hands. Except there’s no reference here to Twitter. At least not yet. But let’s not split hairs; onto the article itself.

A sandwich shop owner endured eight hours of questioning by police and had his computer seized for three weeks – after making tasteless Nelson Mandela jokes on the internet.

Neil Phillips, who runs Crumbs in Rugeley, Staffordshire, says he was also finger-printed and DNA-swabbed after officers received complaints about what he insists were harmless gags.

In one online post, the 44-year-old wrote: ‘My PC takes so long to shut down I’ve decided to call it Nelson Mandela.’

So far, so bad. The Heresiarch (let’s call him H to save time and spellchecking) is rightly miffed that the police – or should that be the “thought police” – are a bunch of PC twats (geddit!), running around now that Mandela has died and arresting people for innocent if not-very-good jokes that they made some months ago. Haven’t they got anything better to do?

Sadly, though, this is the high water mark of H’s “analysis”.

Mr Phillips was arrested at his home on September 10 and was taken to a police station where he was quizzed about the postings on the Rugeley Soap Box website.

Oh. So still no mention of Twitter (don’t look, it isn’t there, not anywhere) and now we find that this whole thing happened months ago, and that it’s not just the police acting now on a comment from September. Is this news in December? Well the Mail certainly thinks so.

From there the story goes south pretty quickly. After a further bit of a protestation that this whole arrest was simply over some innocent Bernard Manning-type jokes which the unfortunate Mr Phillips had cut-and-pasted, we read that he is in fact

one of two men interviewed by police following a bitter, ill-tempered feud over plans for a mining memorial in the town centre has been ambushed by some members of the Far Right and used as a propaganda platform.

So, perhaps not just arrested for making some mild jokes, do we think?

The other individual was pensioner and former miner Tom Christopher, 72, who was quizzed by police at his home in Cheadle, Greater Manchester, over claims he issued threats on the net.

“Cheadle, Greater Manchester”? Hey, that’s where I live. Perhaps I can pop round and find out the unadulterated truth behind the sorry affair? Sadly I suspect they mean the Cheadle in Staffordshire, what with everything else in this tale being Staffordshire based. Still, that likely lazy journalistic error is far from the most important thing here. More important is that “threats” and “jokes” are not the same thing, at least according to the law, and so the introduction of this second, threatening man makes the waters ever muddier. In fairness to Mr Phillips, though, we can’t hold him responsible for Mr Christopher’s threats, now can we? All Mr Phillips did was copy a few harmless one-liners. Who could possibly be offended by that?

Liberal Democrat Councillor Tim Jones was so incensed by the one-liners, aired at a time when Mandela was critically ill, that he made an official complaint.

Ah, the guilty party. So it seems that Councillor Jones could be offended. He’d better have some pretty hard evidence to back up his obvious overreaction. What does he do?

He then sent the Sunday Mercury – a Birmingham-based newspaper – screen grabs.

One was of a shocking image of decapitation, another featuring a wheelchair-bound individual, both posted by Mr Phillips.

He said: ‘They are vile and deeply offensive, anti-Muslim, anti-disabled.’

Hmm. Whatever the rights and wrongs about Mr Phillips’ arrest, I think we’ve strayed a little way from believing it was all because of him making some mild jokes, as the Mail initially suggested and which The Heresiarch credulously accepted.

Okay then, so time to wrap this up. I could get mad with the Daily Mail here, but what can you expect? There’s nothing especially unusual about this as far as they’re concerned, it just follows their standard MO: there’s that bold headline, followed by the slightly more equivocal opening paragraph, then by the time you reach the end you find that the whole premise of the article has been pretty much denied. But, to be fair to the Mail, should you read the whole article you should at least have a fair idea about the truth of the matter. Unless you’re already tapping away on Twitter by the time you get that far.

If you even do get that far. Because I find it impossible to believe that you can read the whole article and come away thinking that someone has simply been arrested for making an off-colour joke. Forget analysis. Hell, don’t even bother with basic comprehension. To come away thinking that someone has been arrested for making a joke means you either haven’t read the article, or I don’t even think you can read.

All of which suggest that The Heresiarch really is the Daily Mail’s ideal customer. Which is fine. There are over 600-odd comments at the moment on the story, and no one else seems to have read it fully either, so H has plenty of company. And, in fairness, after being challenged, he has now deleted the tweet in question, although to the best of my knowledge he hasn’t refuted it.

But you have to wonder how this all fits in with “countering complacency, received opinions and incoherent thoughts”. Does it really rate as speaking truth to power if while you think you’re railing against the powers-that-be you’re actually just dumbly falling hook, line and sinker for the usual Daily Mail copybook scare tactics because they happen to bolster your world view? Well I don’t think it does.

So thank you, Heresiarch, for bravely standing up for what you believe in; but should I ever again stumble upon your work then I think I’ll jog on. And next time I feel the urge to read an alternative viewpoint which challenges the orthodoxy, at least now I know that I’ll have to look elsewhere.

My Name Is Changed Daily

When did the standard police practice of not revealing the names of those arrested suddenly become a bad thing? I’d always thought of it as a protection for people who are mere suspects, or could even be considered the police’s helpers (as in people who are “helping the police with their enquiries”). These people are entitled to full legal representation, and also entitled to not being the subject of gossip and speculation until the evidence is considered sufficiently strong enough for them to be at least charged with an offence. Now, however, all of a sudden this practice is being mentioned as if it is sinister; as part of a lack of transparency indicative of a “secret arrest” that must surely presage some extra-judicial disappearance. So what changed? And why? I can remember no clamour from the public to suddenly name names, so where has it come from?

While you’re here, do you remember Dave Jones? The erstwhile manager of Southampton, he was kindly relieved of that position after he had been charged with twenty-one offences of child abuse dating from when he was a social worker in Formby between in 1986 to 1990. In the event the case collapsed like a house of cards; it appeared that the police, unable to obtain the evidence to make an individual charge stick, had engaged in the process of “trawling”, whereby rather than gathering the evidence to prove a single offence they had instead presented several similar offences at the same time in the hope that the weight of each allegation would strengthen and support the other, so to produce a guilty verdict. It failed, and the police were heavily criticised for their behaviour. Fast forward a few years, of course, and various police forces were investigating various complaints against Jimmy Savile but were again struggling to make their cases. Alas, these different police forces were investigating individually and had failed to share their evidence. If only they had communicated better, it was said, then they could have pooled their investigations and surely the combined weight of these separate investigations would have strengthened and supported the other, so to produce a guilty verdict? But that didn’t happen, they failed, and the police were heavily criticised for their behaviour.

Anyway. Back in the world of “secret arrests”; and the Daily Telegraph is vexed. It is appalled that recent police guidelines on the matter of revealing suspects names, which were previously subject to interpretation by different forces, have been tightened up to favour a policy of “not telling”. Their editorial features a lovely screenshot from the film 1984 just to hammer home where they’re coming from, in case you were wondering. Their nose has been especially put out of joint by the fact that “ACPO could not be convinced by the arguments of this newspaper” in opposing the plan, and they go on to bewail that they are “a profession whose reputation has plummeted in recent years”. Oh, to clarify, I ought to point out that it’s the police they’re referring to there, not the media.

Meanwhile, elsewhere the paper reports that Keir Starmer, the Director of Public Prosecutions, is also arguing against such a “blanket ban” on naming suspects. He doesn’t call for codifying specific instances where suspects should be named, however; for instance, dangerous suspects on the run. No, instead he calls for “wriggle room”, specifically where “there’s not enough evidence to charge but there may be other allegations out there”. Okay. I guess that’s not trawling; but it certainly seems like an invitation to be trawled. Does he remember Dave Jones? Perhaps. But he’s not thinking of Dave Jones here; at least not for now (he’s not been in the papers for a bit). No, he’s thinking of Stuart Hall, and understandably so considering the role the publicity of his arrest made in further victims coming forward; but forgetting, perhaps, that, Hall pleaded guilty before his case made it far as Jones’s did.

In truth I have no strongly held feelings either way on the matter of naming suspects. I can for sure see the pros and cons in both approaches, and although I think calling for “wriggle room” is a bit like calling for “more vagueness and confusion”, I just hope Starmer’s statement is a considered one which takes account of the long view, and is not one largely based upon whatever is flavour of the month today. But I’m ultimately glad that I’m not the one who has to draw the boundaries here; and I’m especially ultimately glad that the Telegraph’s noble position is based upon their firm, long-running and continuing commitment to our individual human rights, and not upon their displeasure at being initially thwarted in splashing Rolf Harris’s name across their front page at the earliest possible opportunity.

For The Avoidance Of Doubt

I’d written a quick draft of that rare thing called a “post” last Thursday when a phone call from school signalled a sickly daughter who needed collecting and caring for, and therefore the consigning of said draft into a saved items folder. And now the sickly one is back at school, and I’m not in work, and I’ve cast my eyes over the draft and decided it’s more-or-less fit to post as is, with minimal tidying-up, so I may as well.

For it’s the tax avoidance versus tax evasion distinction that was and is a frustrating one for me, relying as it so frequently does on such lazy thinking. Often is seems enough for someone to simply say, “ah, tax avoidance, remember, is perfectly legal” and consider it job done, as if “legal” and “right” are synonyms. We saw a close cousin of this attitude during the MP’s expenses scandal, with many of our elected representatives protesting that buying Persian rugs and duck islands at the taxpayers’ expense was within the rules and therefore fully justified and defensible. But we don’t, I think, feel that morality is or should be wholly defined by the law, or vice versa. And so the “tax avoidance is perfectly fine because it’s legal” argument is self-evidently bollocks.

For myself I think that tax avoidance is such a broad term that it is not an especially useful one. At one extreme you can have someone whose accountant is simply trying to make your money work for you by ensuring that you take full advantage of any tax reliefs available. Tax relief, I think we can assume, is put in place to encourage certain behaviour, be it home ownership, philanthropy, investment or whatever. Regardless of whether you think government should be promoting such things, it seems almost rude not to take the treasury up on its offer to partake in such activities. Personally I would baulk at even calling such things tax avoidance. They are, rather, just part and parcel of common sense money management and planning. At the border of the other extreme is, of course, tax evasion, which is illegal, plain and simple.

It is the middle ground where I think true tax avoidance lies; and “lies” seems to be the appropriate word. Take the K2 scheme that Jimmy Carr has been unfortunately vilified for (and I say unfortunately because I doubt he devised the scheme, and he’s surely not the most egregious example of tax avoidance in the country (that’s not even mentioning that there seem bigger fish to fry than tax avoidance) but is being picked on mainly for being famous; although, even at the most sympathetic face-value reading you would have to wonder why he didn’t ask questions when he was told his tax rate would be plummeting to 1% rather than just assume all was well). Insofar as I understand the scheme (and I doubt I do), money is received as income, but then rather than being taxed at source as it would be for (probably) you and (definitely) me, it is spirited away to a “company” in Jersey, and then “loaned” back to the original recipient at a vastly reduced tax rate. It is those inverted commas that show why it is dodgy; the company is not just any old financial institution providing a variety of services, but a shell existing solely to temporarily house someone’s income (yes, income); the loan is nothing of the sort, rather it is said aforementioned income being returned to that original someone minus the usual amount of tax. In short, the company and loan are a fib. What type of fib? May I suggest a big fib, and quite possibly a fat one as well?

That for me is true tax avoidance. It differs from tax evasion only in that it is considered legal, but it is considered legal only because the law hasn’t yet caught up with it; rather like a brand new hallucinogenic drug is legal only because the law cannot ban something that hitherto hasn’t existed, oh but it soon will. It is a world way from a financial expert carefully stewarding your money through the thicket of tax reliefs and exemptions to reduce your tax bill and ensure you don’t pay any more tax than you need to; rather it is a flagrantly dishonest procedure designed to shirk your genuine tax rate. And if we started referring to the former as, say, “tax planning”, and reserved the term “tax avoidance” for the latter – or even called it what it is, namely “tax evasion which isn’t quite illegal…yet” – then I think this debate may become a little more intelligent.

Death of The Obscurer?


Always The Bridegroom, Never The Bride

There are a handful of arguments against gay marriage, and they’re all pretty shit. Watching a Newsnight discussion on the subject yesterday turned out to be a frustrating dialogue of the deaf, but that’s half understandable. It’s difficult for the pro-gay marriage brigade to listen to and engage with the antis when the latter aren’t really making any sense. Here, seemingly, are the main points against gay marriage, and if these have been expanded upon elsewhere, and my objections either been put forward by those in favour of gay marriage or answered by those against, then it hasn’t happened within my earshot.

  • Marriage is a vital institution; important to the very fabric of society, and to tamper with it would be crazy.
    Let’s take that as read, for the time being, for the sake of argument. If marriage is so vital, surely extending it to other sections of society is a good thing? More importantly, just what does anyone think will happen if we tamper with this cornerstone institution which is suddenly so brittle? Literally, in what way would marriage be destroyed and lose its purpose? Even at a best guess, just what will be the terrible consequences of gay marriage of which we are being warned, because I’ve not heard anyone explicitly state what they think might happen, just some airy-fairy notion that bad things might. Personally I need more to go on before I agree with restricting others’ rights.
  • Marriage is an ancient tradition, and has always been between one man and one woman; to allow gays to marry is not to amend but to totally redefine it.
    Perhaps, but this begs the question why has it traditionally been between a man and a women? Did some philosophers get together to devise a societal institution and look at all the alternatives? Did they test the concept of gay marriage by way of Socratic dialogue including a full review of all the available empirical evidence before finally settling on the idea that this new fangled “marriage” thing was best served by only being between and man and a woman? Or has marriage been solely between partners of the opposite sex because of convention; because homosexuality was ignored, illegal or considered an abomination by various people at various times? And if so (and it is) is that any reason to stick with the status quo?

At heart the anti-gay marriage lobby is against gay marriage because they don’t like the idea of marriage between gays; but they know that this is a pathetically week argument on its own, as shown by the briefly ubiquitous Milo Yiannopoulos last night openly stating that he thinks straight relationships are superior to gay ones but failing to give a reason, because there isn’t one, because they’re not. So to bolster their case he and others engage in a reductive, circular argument drawing on the historical fact that marriage has always been between a man and a woman; but the reason marriage has historically been between a men and a woman is because historically people like them didn’t like the idea of marriage between gays. Which is where this paragraph came in.

Anyway, this is before we even get onto the other nonsense excuse heard last night and seemingly made up on the hoof that marriage is about bringing up your own biological offspring – obvious bullshit for several obvious bullshit reasons far too obvious and bullshitty for me to waste my time with here – and the old canard that marriage is the best way to build a stable relationship for said children, a cart before the horse argument since surely it’s rather more likely that it is stable relationships that do more generally lead to marriage.

Finally, though, I will concede one point; the fear that if gay marriage is legalised equality legislation will force churches to carry out gay wedding ceremonies against their consciences. Now, I have my doubts here – churches seem to find lots of reasons at the moment to refuse to marry people they don’t want to, and I don’t see why that would change – but funnily enough this issue is in the same ball park as the subject of that post; you know, the one I didn’t write about last week. So perhaps this will give me the kick up the arse to get it finished.

So consider this a rapid-fire teaser post to another thing possibly coming soon. Something to look forward to, you lucky people.

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