Write The Theme Tune, Sing The Theme Tune
by Quinn
I don’t, if I’m being honest, usually if ever watch BBC1’s offering New Tricks of a Monday night, but readjusting to British Summer Time following a weekend away in New York it was the perfect brainless nonsense to ignore while I tried to work out what time it was in the Big Apple and therefore if I was justified in feeling as tired as I did.
It wasn’t great, but it was at least an improvement on what I’d seen of American telly (24 hour news whingeing about gas prices for 24 hours) and the unwatchable BBC America (can you believe four hours of back to back Cash In The Attic interspersed with adverts for Footballers Wive$ on Saturday evening as we were getting ready to go out?).
Yes, New Tricks seemed the perfect sort of rubbish to switch your brain off to, only I couldn’t relax because I was transfixed by Dennis Waterman’s lower face. Even when he wasn’t on screen all I could think of was the way he seemed to be struggling around his mouth furniture, as he had apparently transmogrified in front of my eyes into the vicar from Dick Emery.
In fact, with this in mind, perhaps New Teeth would be a more apt title for this series?
PostScript: You will be as disappointed as me to learn that, according to the New Tricks website
The theme tune, sung by Dennis Waterman, is not commercially available, and there are no plans for it to be released.
This is upsetting. If Dennis Waterman is still so deluded, post Little Britain, that he has talents as a singer, then the least he can do is to release the song as a single and test himself in the marketplace. Perhaps he fears the customer is a little more discerning in 2006 compared with his glory days of the ‘Eighties.
PostPostScript: My foreign jaunt explains in part my failure to cover the continuing tale of Charles Clarke, but only so far, as there seems little point in me engaging in a bit of belated “me too” blogging when I have nothing to add except the obvious and many others have said all that needs to be said on the matter(s). No, this is the place for irrelevant twaddle about actors’ false teeth. Next week, when Tony Blair is arrested for a public order offence and put on an ASBO I will probably be talking about Jonathan Ross’s haircut. Stay tuned.
IT IS A VERY GREAT TRAGEDY THAT THE
NEW TRICKS THEME HAS NOT BEEN OR EVER BE MADE AVAILBLE ON CD OR TAPE
IT IS TRULY GREAT PIECE OF MUSIC
THE BEST FOR SOME WHILE
PLEASE DENNIS TRY TO GET THEM TO RELEASE THE TITLE MUSIC OF NEW TRICKS
I SURE IT WILL MAKE AN INSTANT WINNER
I have always loved new tricks and i am very fond off the titile songs and iam 15 years old but i have always wached it with my dad i would be happy if you would reply this comment please ok
I’m very glad that you like New Tricks, Catherine. I hope your Dad likes it as much as you do!
We just love New Tricks! It has everything, drama, pathos and such humour. The casting is BRILLIANT. We are gutted that we can’t get a copy of the theme tune, real foot tapping stuff!
I love the show, the writing is better by far than most of the offerings from the US. As for the theme tune, I LOVE IT. It never fails to make me smile.
hi soo your sayin i gotta write the theme tune and ting the theme tune doo dii doo doo dii dooooooooooo that was all in our really bad irish accents lol.