The Obscurer

Month: August, 2005

Jakers!

George Monbiot seems to have a rather individual view of how the media reports environmental issues. A few weeks back, when reviewing Margaret Thatcher’s 1989 speech to the UN (I have no idea why), he stated that from 1992 onwards the BBC and Channel 4

purged environmental programmes from the schedules. I suspect they saw them as counter-aspirational and, in Channel 4’s case, bad for business. From then on, they could broadcast only furious attacks on environmentalism, such as Channel 4’s series Against Nature and BBC2’s Scare Stories. Most of the newspapers, with an eye on the interests of their proprietors and advertisers, followed their example.

Environmental campaigns – especially the mobilisation against the roads programme Thatcher launched – proliferated, but, shut out by the media, the issue soon fell off the political agenda.

This appears to me to be rather at odds with reality. Environmental issues are regularly featured throughout the media, and opponents of climate change rarely make an appearance. Indeed, the debate has largely moved on from whether climate change is happening to why climate change is happening (whether or not it is influenced by human behaviour), and what can or should be done about it.

In this debate, the idea of a return to nuclear power seems to be gaining some currency due to nuclear’s low levels of greenhouse gas emissions. Fans of nuclear power famously include the unlikely figure of James Lovelock, founder of the Gaia green movement. Fair enough, you may think, and perhaps the nuclear option should be considered; it certainly shouldn’t be excluded from the debate.

However, a recent edition of Coast on BBC2, which has reached the north of Scotland, included a feature on Dounray power station. There the presenter stated that Britain is expected to produce enough nuclear waste over the next 100 years to fill at least five Albert Halls. This is where we stand with our current, somewhat diminished nuclear programme.

Now, for me, this is a real worry. After all, at the moment, to the best of my knowledge, we have only one Albert Hall. Just to deal with our current output of nuclear toxins we are looking at having to build another four over the next century.

So what happens if, as has been suggested, we greatly expand our nuclear industry? How many Albert Halls will we then have to build? Are we going to have to face constructing hundreds, perhaps even thousands of Albert Halls, flooding our landscape, filling our valleys and towering over our dales, scaring areas of natural beauty on order to contain contaminated junk?

“Jakers!” as my good friend Piggley Winks would say; it is certainly worth thinking about. There are clearly no easy solutions to this problem of global warming.

Shepperton Redux

A few months ago, you may remember I wrote a book review of Shepperton Babylon by Matthew Sweet, a study of the obscure and forgotten history of the British film industry. Well, for those of you who were quite interested in the subject, but not interested enough to part with the £12.99 required to purchase a copy, you may like to know that BBC4 will be showing an hour long documentary based on the book.

It is due to go out on Thursday (11th of August) at 9pm, in the coveted “up against Extras” slot; fortunately, being a BBC4 programme, it is then repeated numerous time in the coming weeks, so there is no excuse for not watching it (unless you aren’t interested and simply don’t want to watch it, which sounds a pretty good excuse to me). The full details of the showing times can be found on this rather splendid website, which also includes wee video clips of the author being interviewed.

If the TV programme is half as good as the book then it will be fine indeed; although, as I explained previously, Matthew is an old school friend of mine, so my utterly biased opinion should probably be taken with a fair pinch of salt.

More Heat Than Light

The new copy of Heat magazine has hit the news stands, and I have reacted with my usual enthusiasm; although this time, rather than ignore its publication I did briefly cast my eyes across a copy during a quiet moment at work (and it had to be a brief look; it’s been going like the proverbial chippy at work recently; a chip shop concession at Fred Karno’s Circus).

The magazine was lying around, left open at the prestigious “Page 29”, and it announced that Anna Friel had joined the Bugaboo club. “She’s done what”, you ask? Well, it seems that there is a brand of pram called Bugaboo; the pram of choice for certain celebrities – Gwyneth Paltrow, Stella McCartney and Sara Cox are fellow members of this club – and that is pretty much the gist of the story. So, to recap, someone I don’t care about has bought a brand of pram I have never heard of. Great. To Heat, however, this is not just news, this in fact qualifies as “Breaking News”, as the bright red banner at the top of the page testifies. Breaking News? I have often been critical of Sky News, commenting that for them no story is too small to be described as “Breaking” when they announce it on air; but I think even they would draw the line at this one.

Page 30 was something about Big Brother that I didn’t read, and Page 31 had a list of “celebrity couples” and informed the reader about whether or not they were “on” or “off”. You will be as devastated as I was to learn the Sarah Harding and Mikey Green have split up. Yes! Sarah Harding and Mikey Green! Who the fuck are they? I know the celebrity net is being cast wider these days, but you would think I would have a vague idea who Heat were talking about. An examination of the photograph of the unfortunate pair did not provide any clues; I have no idea who they are or what they do.

With that I left Heat magazine and carried on working. I know this post sounds a bit snobbish, and I honestly don’t mind people being interested in the lives of “celebrities” in a way that I am not, but I just do not understand how people can find such trivia of any interest at all. I don’t have a problem with people watching Big Brother for example, if that is what entertains them, but I cannot figure out why the participants become newsworthy the moment they step into the BB house. Oh well, each to their own I suppose.

And so, it is with a knowing irony that here, as promised (or threatened) in my previous post, is that picture of my son in his City kit, bearing down on goal. I understand that this is of no interest to anybody else, but blogs are often self indulgent, and this one is certainly no exception.