Twitterings: 24th-30th July

Friday morning Pavement lyric #11: "No more absolutes, no more absolutes. Stick your penitentiary clothes inside the vent and run along." [#]
RT @OberonHouston +++ BREAKING NEWS +++ CAMERON TO DEMAND GENERAL ELECTION [#]
+++ MORE BREAKING NEWS +++ SKY TO GO DARK AT NIGHT-TIME [#]
If there's one thing I just don't "get", it's Tofu. I mean, I know it's beancurd; but what is it now? [#]
City's "Tevez – Welcome To Manchester" poster + Ferguson's brittle response = job done. [#]
Just read an email from Premier Inn saying "Your booking in confirmed" as "Your joy in unconfined". I think I need a rest. [#]
Whatever happened to our "barbecue summer"? http://amplify.com/u/e12 [#]