It’s Thursday, and you’re on the High Street. Feeling peckish? Then luck is at hand, fate is in your pocket, and you’re wearing good fortune like a comfy old scarf.
I’m more of a Chicken & Mushroom man myself, but I’ll try anything once.
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I love that.
“Pensioner Pie” should be some hideous meme only ever referred to by its name and never elaborated upon except possibly on b3ta, like goatse or two-girls-one-cup.
With Brylcreem gravy ?
Yum.